Nigeeria kirjad ja investeerimisskeemid

Õnn ootab teid nurga taga! :)

http://www.goldstream.pri.ee/est/

Kas mitte eilses "Ärapanijas" polnud sama lehekülg?
Nuuks, minuni õnn ei jõudnud - nurgatagune on kinni pandud :(
Kahju muidugi et mõnedel see sait nägemata jäi - see eesti keel milles tõelised pikad tekstid valmis kirjutatud olid, oli päris humoorikas lugemine. Mees oli eesti keele alusel täiesti uue keele loonud minuarust. Ahjaa, paistab et oli selle uue keele õpetanud selgeks ka oma mõnedele õnnelikele (nime järgi otsustades) eestlastest klientidele kes seal leheküljel oma edulugusid pajatasid ;-). Aga ütleme nii et Eesti õiguskaitseorganid reageerivad mõnikord üsna operatiivselt mis kahtlemata väärib kiitust.
kellel nägemata jäi, siis hetkel veel saadaval google puhver

http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:GYTbuyiOxksJ:www.goldstream.pri.ee/est/+&hl=et
Nigeerlased on vallutanud ka kosmose :D


Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA


Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng
http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
See on küll üks andekamatest kirjadest. Kujutlus vaesest neegrist kelle venelased on 16'ks aastaks kosmoselaeva nurka istuma jätnud ei tohiks küll kedagi külmaks jätta.
http://419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm
suht hea link.Oletatav Nigeeria pettur sai ise ohvriks ja lisaks sellele naljakat lugemist.
umbes 100 aastat tagasi on ameerikas müüdud inimesele võlukarbikesi, mis ise raha pidid tootma:):):) pole midagi uut siin maamuna peal.

aga neid kirjavahetusi sirvides selgub, et need nigeeria pässid on uskumatud turakad küll.. ent järelikult on veel lollimaid inimesi, kui nende "äri" edeneb.

naerda peab saama.
Kaudselt võib selle siis siia teemasse kirjutada...

Tuli mulle ühte rämpspostkasti paari päeva eest selline kiri:

Saadetud: 04.01.2006 17:45:31

Remington Ventures Inc. Changes the $1.5 Trillion Daily Currency Exchange Market

Company: Remington Ventures Inc.
Symbol: RMVN
Last Price: $0.51
Short Term: $1.75
Long Term: $4.00 - $4.50

Remington Ventures is a publicly traded software company specializing in automated
currency trading systems and artificial neural networks for the currency markets.

Remington Ventures has been working on the development of new systems for the
past 12 months that will change the face of Forex Trading or FX Market (Global
Currency Exchange).

.... ja nii edasi pikalt firmast.

Huvi pärast võtsin siis finance.yahoo lahti, et vaatan mis aktsiast saanud on ja OHOO! Eilne close oli $1.85! (vt. http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=RMVN.PK&t=5d )

Julge hunt oleks pea 100% teeninud kergelt :-)

Ehk siis tüüpiline pump & dump skeem.
http://www.frozennorth.org/C37209561/E252793406/
Urgent Assistance

My name is Victoria Coper i am a dying woman who
have decided to donate what i have to you/ church. I am 54 years old
and i was diagnosed for cancer for about 3 years ago, immediately after
the death of my husband who lived all his life in America, who has left
me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from
what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God,
rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds
ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have
asked God to forgive me and i believe he has because He is a merciful
God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I
decided to WILL/donate the sum of $7,500,000 (Seven million five
hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and
also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the
assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment i
cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my
relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL
and my lawyer is aware i have changed my will you and he will arrange
the transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the
best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the
funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer
in the Netherlands with this specified email below and his contact:

Email: pakerbrownesq@netscape.net
Name: Barrister Parker Brown

And
tell him that i have WILLED ($7,500,000.00) to you and i have also
notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and
good work. I know i don’t know you but i have been directed to do this.
Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost
confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I
don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will
be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody
to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Victoria Coper
arwen,
sul ikka veab:)
Arvopaperi näitab uudist, et Hispaanias olla ca 34,000 väikeinvestorit petta saanud ühtekokku miljardite väärtuses. Kas kellelgi on ligipääs ja teave, mis siis juhtus?
http://www.aripaev.ee/mod/emb/online.html?uud_id=832700&disp=2


Hispaania margifirmadel sadade tuhandete väikeinvestorite petmise kahtlus

Hispaania ligi 300 politseinikku tegi haarangu margifirma Forum Filatelico ja Afinsa kontoritesse, et otsida tõendeid pettuste kohta.

Forum Filatelicol on 200 000 klienti ja Afinsal 143 000 klienti, kes on investeerinud margiärisse kokku üle viie miljardi euro.

Afinsa on maailma suurim markidega kaupleja ning kolmas oksjonifirmade Sotheby's ja Christie's järel. Lisaks on ta suurim osanik Escala Groupis, mis on noteeritud Nasdaqis ning kaupleb USAs markide ja müntidega.

Hispaania politsei pressiesindaja ütles Financial Timesi teatel, et firmasid kahtlustatakse pettustes, rahapesus, maksudest kõrvale hoidmises ja raha kõrvaldamises.

Haarangu teate peale kukkusid Escala Groupi aktsiad eile New Yorgi börsil 62%.

Kumbi firma ei tunnista, et on midagi valesti teinud, ning palus oma klientidel säilitada rahu.
Parimaid neegritele vastutünga lugusid mida mina netist lugenud olen (ja peale 419eateri tegijate on selle hobi harrastajaid veel ja mitte vähe), on järgmine:

"ohver", norrakas, sularaha kohvriga rikas mees leppis kokku nigeerlasega kohtumise Amsterdami (tüngameeste pesa euroopas) lennujaamas, kuid viimasel hetkel teatas, et tuleb hoopis tema soomlasest advokaat Helsingist hommikuse lennuga kell 8.45 Et õiged mehed teineteist ära tunneks pidi neeger paberile kirjutama soomlase nime - Otan Suihin. Ja nii tuligi lennukitäis põtru hommikuse lennuga Helsingist - küll ilma rahakohvriga advokaadita- ja nägid neid ootamas neegrit sildiga "võtan suhu".

Siit võite endale raha printida, ka muu sait on päris hea, eriti "alumni" sektsioon:
http://universityofnigeria.com/check.htm
Puutusin eile enda jaoks esmakordselt kokku Nigeeria kirja telefonivariandiga:

minu kaasale oli jäetud töötelefoni numbrile häälsõnum, milles teatati, et ta on võitnud mingis tarbimismängus kaupa 4000 EEK eest (eesti keeles). Toimus asi õhtul ca 20 paiku, kui lauatelefonide kõned suunatakse juhtivtöötajate mobiilidele.
Et aga kaupa kätte saada, paluti helistada igavesti pikal numbril (uurisin veidi, ilmselt oli tegu Luxembourgi telefoninumbriga), et saada edasisi juhiseid.
Olen muidugi varem ka kuulnud selliseid juhtumeid, kuid minu jaoks oli see esmakordne kokkupuude, ja veel eesti keeles. Nii et - kui pole tuttav number, hoiduge helistamisest - see võrdub spämmaktsiate ostmisega!
Hello. I am Steve Casey, general manager of the international company Le-Trans, and I have a wonderful offer for you.

We render services to companies that have international trade. These services consist of the reception of payments from the clients of the various companies when the client and the company are in the different countries. We save money for the companies by eliminating the expensive bank commission for international transactions. Only the small commissions for transactions between two banks inside one country are paid.
To create representatives in each country is rather problematic and, in some cases, unprofitable. Therefore we invite people to the post of the Financial Courier, which will carry out the following functions: receive money in their bank accounts and further transfer it on to our bank account in other regions. This allows us to save the maximum on percentage basis.
This method of transaction allows us to save the maximum on a percentage basis. It is necessary for you to have an account on which you will receive remittances. Your account should be activated for inter-bank transactions. If you do not have an account, it is necessary for you to open it.
Today we invite you to work with us as a "Financial Courier". The functions of the financial courier is the reception of money clients of our company - and then transferring that money to our representatives.

We pay high percent from each operation - 5%.
To work with us you should meet the following requirements: Be over the age of 21 and with full capacity to carry out financial operations
Capacity to make a bank withdrawals and transactions
Be very efficient High accuracy when making calculations Have a bank account in a bank of USA (Bank of America, Wells Fargo).

It is a fantastic opportunity to earn a great income!
Start to work right now! To start with us you need only to fill out the labour agreement.

Get more details here: http://le-trans.org/careers.php

Thanks for attention.

Yours faithfully, Steve Casey,
General Manager of Le-Trans
Nigeerlastest on saanud ukrainlased:
Dear Sir/Madam!

We are a small and relatively new Software Development and Outsourcing Company specializing in enterprise application development, system integration, corporate networks and other software solutions for business and finance. The company based in Ukraine. We've earned ourselves a reputation of a reliable and trustworthy partner working successfully with a number of West European and North American companies and providing them with reliable software development services in financial, telecom and media sectors. Unfortunately we are currently facing some difficulties with receiving payments for our services. It usually takes us 10-30 days to receive a payment from your country and such delays are harmful to our business. We do not have so much time to accept every wire transfer and we can't accept cashier?s checks or money orders as well.
That's why we are currently looking for partners in your country to help us accept and process these payments faster.

If you are looking for a chance to make an additional profit you can become our representative in your country. As our representative you will receive 8% of every deal we conduct. Your job will be accepting funds in the form of wire transfers and check payments and forwarding them to us. It is not a full-time job, but rather a very convenient and fast way to receive additional income. We also consider opening an office in your country in the nearest future and you will then have certain privileges should you decide to apply for a full-time job.

This is an entry level opportunity in the field of financial services.
Our financial professionals work with clients to help them achieve their many financial goals such as saving on taxes.

We therefore solicit your assistance in remitting this money and facilitating transactions. If you believe you would be able to undertake such a task and are interested in this job, please respond us slavonicworld2@aim.com and send us the following information about yourself:

1. Your Full Name as it appears on your resume.
2. Education.
3. Your Contact Address.
4. Telephone/Fax number.
5. Your present Occupation and Position currently held.
6. Your Age

Please respond ASAP and we will provide you with additional details on how you can become our representative. Joining us and starting business today will cost you nothing and you will be able to earn a bit of extra money fast and easy.

Should you have any questions, please feel free to contact us at the address mentioned above. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Victor Gorbaniuk,
Director of Marketing Dept.,
Slavonicworld Co.
Ei tea, kas seda on ka kusagil mainitud, aga välismaistest foorumitest olen leidnud ikka väga huvitavaid finantsasutusi meie riigist mis pakuvad ca 200% aastas tootlus. Näiteks http://troybank.com on väga huvitav lugemine ja kontaktideks on märgitud:
Postal Mail
Please send postal mail to the following address:
TroyBank Management Department
Parnu Mnt, Tallinn
Estonia, EE-10148
+37258382861

kes soovib see proovib ....
ps online banking since 1996