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scrooge · juuli 1, 2002, 9:15am

REMAINING U.S. CEOs MAKE A BREAK FOR IT

Band of Roving Chief Executives Spotted Miles from Mexican Border

San Antonio, Texas(Rooters) Unwilling to wait for their eventual
indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a break
for it yesterday, heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns and
villages along the way, and writing the entire rampage off as a marketing
expense.

"They came into my home, made me pay for my own TV, then double-booked the
revenues," said Rachel Sanchez of Las Cruces, just north of El Paso.
Right in front of my daughters."

Calling themselves the CEOnistas, the chief executives were first spotted
last night along the Rio Grande River near Quemado, where they bought each
of the town's 320 residents by borrowing against pension fund gains. By
late this morning, the CEOnistas had arbitrarily inflated Quemado's population
to 960, and declared a 200 percent profit for the fiscal second quarter.

This morning, the outlaws bought the city of Waco, transferred its
underperforming areas to a private partnership, and sent a bill to
California for $4.5 billion.

Law enforcement officials and disgruntled shareholders riding posse were
noticeably frustrated.

"First of all, they're very hard to find because they always stand behind
their numbers, and the numbers keep shifting," said posse spokesman Dean
Levitt. "And every time we yell 'Stop in the name of the shareholders!',
they refer us to investor relations. I've been on the phone all damn
morning."

"YOU'LL NEVER AUDIT ME ALIVE!"

The pursuers said they have had some success, however, by preying on a
common executive weakness. "Last night we caught about 24 of them by
disguising one of our female officers as a CNBC anchor," said U.S. Border
Patrol spokesperson Janet Lewis. "It was like moths to a flame."

Also, teams of agents have been using high-powered listening devices to
scan the plains for telltale sounds of the CEOnistas. "Most of the time we just
hear leaves rustling or cattle flicking their tails," said Lewis, "but
occasionally we'll pick up someone saying, 'I was totally out of the loop
on that.'"

Among former and current CEOs apprehended with this method were Computer
Associates' Sanjay Kumar, Adelphia's John Rigas, Enron's Ken Lay, Joseph
Nacchio of Qwest, Joseph Berardino of Arthur Andersen, and every Global
Crossing CEO since 1997. ImClone Systems' Sam Waksal and Dennis Kozlowski
of Tyco were not allowed to join the CEOnistas as they have already been
indicted.

So far, about 50 chief executives have been captured, including Martha
Stewart, who was detained south of El Paso where she had cut through a
barbed-wire fence at the Zaragosa border crossing off Highway 375.

"She would have gotten away, but she was stopping motorists to ask for
marzipan and food coloring so she could make edible snowman place
ettings, using the cut pieces of wire for the arms," said Border Patrol officer
Jennette Cushing. "We put her in cell No. 7, because the morning sun
really adds texture to the stucco walls."

While some stragglers are believed to have successfully crossed into
Mexico, Cushing said the bulk of the CEOnistas have holed themselves up at the
Alamo.

"No, not the fort, the car rental place at the airport," she said.
"They're rotating all the tires on the minivans and accounting for each change as a
sales event.

kristjan · juuli 3, 2002, 8:11am

Peugeot'i sepistamine Pakistanis

Graafik · juuli 3, 2002, 11:01am

Cash Upgraded to Accumulate

riq · august 2, 2002, 8:26pm

mis tegelikult turgu m6jutab?

scrooge · august 6, 2002, 8:06am

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from
an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey
the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have
some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just
give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, at least give me the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

Graafik · august 6, 2002, 11:28pm

Kuigi ma ise karu ei ole, meeldib mulle väga see karude ütlus: kui ostad praegu põhja, saad järgmised kaks tasuta

riq · august 7, 2002, 9:50am

Mis on PERFORMANCE?

Graafik · august 30, 2002, 10:59am

Mul kontorimaja fuajees on ju Hansa pangakontor ja ka pangaautomaat. Ja sellist dialoogi kuulsin siis täna hommikul kahe memme vahel toimumas, kui tööle tulin - üks küsib, et kuule, kas sina neid panga-automaate usaldad? Teine noh, et jah usaldan küll. Esimene vastab, et ei mina usalda, võtsin kogu raha automaadist välja ja viisin hommikul panka!

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:31am

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.

She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said,

"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.

"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick, right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:32am

Risque Purchase
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours." "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," Bill replied, "she also needs a bra and panties.

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:33am

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah.
This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.
Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of
the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, not a chance, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie said "Sooo...you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:33am

ME M O R A N D U M
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: HUMAN RESOURCES
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and your managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously well have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add you name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank You

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:34am

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces heigThe manager and the engeenierht and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a manager"

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:35am

Tradition and company policy

That's how it happens...

Start with a cage containing five apes.

In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water.

After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water. This continues through several more attempts. Pretty soon, when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes all try to prevent it.

Now, turn off the cold water. Remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Again, replace a third original ape with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four apes that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest ape.

After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes, which have been sprayed with cold water, have been replaced. Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs. Why not?

Because that's the way they've always done it and that's the way it's always been around here.

And that's how company policy begins....

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:36am

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer, too" says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man, and the ostrich come again, and the man says I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again." The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live! "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:36am

Some wonderful facts about Marriage
1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the
strings are attached.
3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for
the blind.
4. Marriage is an institution in which man loses his Bachelor's Degree and
the woman gets her Masters.
5. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
6. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
7. Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
8. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
9. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you
wish you had ordered that.
10. There was this man who muttered a few words in church and found himself
married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself
divorced.
11. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and
the wife takes.
12. Son: "How much does it cost to get married, Dad?"
Dad: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it"
Son: "Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries."
Dad:" That happens everywhere, son!"
13. There was a man who said, "I never know what happiness was until I got
married... and then it was too late!"
14. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
15. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense.
16. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
17. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through HELL.
18. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
19. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he will ends
up with the same boss.
20. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:41am

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the last year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded a
mere 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days! I have gone to
considerable effort to prepare the following objective list of reasons why I did
not succeed more often, and trust that you will seriously address this
situation.

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36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because 6 times you
just laid there, 8 times you reminded me there was a crack in the ceiling, 4
times you told me to hurry and get it over with, seven times I had to wake you
up to tell you that I had finished, and once I was afraid I had hurt you because
I felt you move.

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loving husband

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you have gotten things a little confused. Here are the real reasons you did not
get more than you did.

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times we did get together, the reason I laid still was because you missed and
were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what
I said was "would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move
was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

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Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:45am

To my dear wife,
During the last year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded a mere 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days! I have gone to considerable effort to prepare the following objective list of reasons why I did not succeed more often, and trust that you will seriously address this situation.

THE SHEETS ARE CLEAN 54 TIMES
IT'S TOO LATE 17 TIMES
I'M TOO TIRED 49 TIMES
IT'S TOO EARLY 20 TIMES
IT'S TOO HOT 15 TIMES
PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP 15 TIMES
THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR US 3 TIMES
HEADACHE 22 TIMES
SUNBURN 7 TIMES
YOUR MOTHER WILL HEAR US 9 TIMES
NOT IN THE MOOD 43 TIMES
YOU'LL WAKE THE BABY 17 TIMES
WATCHING THE LATE SHOW 6 TIMES
NEW HAIRDO 5 TIMES
TOO SORE 16 TIMES
WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH 12 TIMES
HAVE TO GET UP EARLY 19 TIMES

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry and get it over with, seven times I had to wake you up to tell you that I had finished, and once I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move.

Your loving husband

To my dear husband,
I think you have gotten things a little confused. Here are the real reasons you did not get more than you did.

CAME HOME DRUNK AND TRIED TO SCREW THE CAT 5 TIMES
DID NOT COME HOME AT ALL 36 TIMES
DID NOT CUM 21 TIMES
CAME TO SOON 33 TIMES
WENT SOFT BEFORE YOU GOT IN 19 TIMES
TOES IN A CRAMP 10 TIMES
WORKING TOO LATE 38 TIMES
HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TO PLAY GOLF 29 TIMES
IN A FIGHT AND SOMEONE KICKED YOU IN THE BALLS 2 TIMES
CAUGHT IT IN YOUR ZIPPER 4 TIMES
GOT A COLD AND YOUR NOSE KEPT RUNNING 3 TIMES
YOUR COFFEE WAS HOT AND YOU BURNED YOUR TONGUE 3 TIMES
YOU HAD A SPLINTER IN YOUR FINGER 2 TIMES
LOST THE NOTION AFTER THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY 20 TIMES
CAME IN YOU PAJAMAS WHILE READING A DIRTY BOOK 6 TIMES
TOO BUSY WATCHING FOOTBALL ON TV 98 TIMES

Of the times we did get together, the reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was "would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Your loving wife

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:46am

A CALORIE COUNTER.......
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement...........................12 cal
Without her agreement.......................187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands...............................8 cal
With one hand................................12 cal
With the mouth...............................85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection.................................6 cal
Without erection............................315 cal

FOREPLAY
Trying to find the clitoris...................8 cal
Trying to find G spot........................92 cal
Without caring at all.........................0 cal

WHEN "DOING IT"
Holding her up...............................12 cal
Just on the floor.............................8 cal

POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy...................................2 cal
69 laying.....................................8 cal
69 standing up..............................112 cal
Trolley.....................................216 cal
Italian chandelier..........................912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM
Real........................................112 cal
Fake........................................315 cal

POST ORGASM
Staying in bed...............................18 cal
Jumping off the bed..........................36 cal
Figuring out why she jumped off the bed.....816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age...............12 cal
From 20 to 29................................36 cal
From 30 to 39...............................108 cal
From 40 to 49...............................324 cal
From 50 to 59...............................972 cal
Over 60..................................... 2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly......................................32 cal
Being in a hurry.............................98 cal
With her husband opening the door..........1218 cal

Risky · september 27, 2002, 7:47am

There are at least SEVEN types of ORGASM of a WOMAN.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes..................

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No....................

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No............

4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming.............

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God.........................

6. The Userer - Ahh, More, More, More.....................

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you put your THING out, I'll kill you...

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face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>HEADACHE style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>22 TIMES style="mso-tab-count: 1">
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>SUNBURN style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">7 TIMES
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>YOUR MOTHER WILL HEAR US style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">9 TIMES
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>NOT IN THE MOOD style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>43 TIMES style="mso-tab-count: 1">
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>YOU'LL WAKE THE BABY	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2> 17 TIMES
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>WATCHING THE LATE SHOW	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">6 TIMES
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>NEW HAIRDO style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US">5 TIMES
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>TOO SORE style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>16 TIMES style="mso-tab-count: 1">
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>12 TIMES style="mso-tab-count: 1">
face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>HAVE TO GET UP EARLY style="mso-tab-count: 1">	face="Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica"> style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"> style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: line; mso-fareast-language: EN-US"> size=2>19 TIMES style="mso-tab-count: 1">